What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
Last Updated: 29.06.2025 09:12
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Loons and Moons
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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They put up a sign reading
No, not a chance
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Are you already having anal sex?
So they tried
Thumbs down again.
Next, they tried...
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Then came..
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
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Still no good.
Nuts and Butts
So, the docs changed it to read
What K-pop song would be good for Halloween?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
Catatonics & High Colonics
Minds and Behinds
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Still no good
No way
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Has anyone liked being made a cocksucker?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
When you have seven hours to kill, what should one do?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Just Forget it!
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